Rustic Dining Enthusiast Pillows

"This is sort of my little homage to the American farm woman."

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

'Wait until you taste the artisanal water. It's not to be believed.'

"Have you decided on what you'd like to have?"

Grand Escargot at a Parisian Eatery.

"Lori, out here it's my kitchen!"

Advanced footsie

"What kind of biscuits are they?"

Thatched roof car.

"I can't even remember what we were fighting about."

"I'm very health conscious. I only eat animals that are vegetarians"

Ten out of ten for effort...

'Enjoy your meal - but be warned we have a very bad tempered chef.'

"Life is beautiful, and it's messy."

"....and hold the garlic."

Platter confusion.

'Whatever he's eating.'

"Of course I'm going to give him a tip - he should take lessons!"

Waiter: 'I'm not really a waiter, I'm an actor. I'll act like I'm waiting on you.'

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

"Our cook caught today's special. What makes it so special is that we have no idea what it is. We're coping it's edible."

"Nothing is organic, local or sustainable. Now, can we get started?"

''Romantic'? No -- but it makes me feel like having a CROISSANT!'

"I know it's our first date and we're at this fancy restaurant and all, but would it be a red flag if I ordered the chicken fingers?"

'May I recommend a dry white with the seafood dish.'

Ordering Food At A French Restaurant.

'Hey, I told you this place wasn't easy to get into.'

'You forgot your glasses again, didn't you?'

Executive Tacos

'What if someone says 'everything is not alright'?'

"It's right here… Nov. 29th, 1981, at Elaine's… twelve percent."

"Who is having the 4 bean salad? Half portion?"

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse! You've come to the right place.