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"I only read half of it."

"Meet The Author"

Nathaniel Hawthorne

First Novels.

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

Thomas Mann.

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

The Dorrie Decimal System

Voltaire

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

'He likes to power nap.'

"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."

Blue Stockings

Television Readers.

"Now I really hate poetry."

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

"It turns out everyone here is self-published."

Silence of the Chickens...

John Bunyan

The First Draft. . . Moby Duck.

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

Characters jumping out of a book.

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

"I'm in a catch-23 situation."

Don Quixote

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

Sue the Author 3PM

"Oh, this old thing?"

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."