Russian Literature Buff T-Shirts

'I've been speed-reading this book - only took 15 minutes. It's about Russia.'

Fyodor Dostoevsky.

Leonid Leonov

"Meet The Author"

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

First Novels.

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

The Dorrie Decimal System

Blue Stockings

Voltaire

"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

'He likes to power nap.'

"Now I really hate poetry."

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

German Expressionist Breakfast

"It turns out everyone here is self-published."

The writer: something who devotes a lifetime of solitude to the same of communication.

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

"The spoon, he ran away with the goddam spoon."

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

John Bunyan

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

"I'm in a catch-23 situation."

Don Quixote

'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'

Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death."

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

George Orwell

"Oh, this old thing?"

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

"Author does not do tricks."