Russian Literature Buff Mugs

'I've been speed-reading this book - only took 15 minutes. It's about Russia.'

Fyodor Dostoevsky.

Leonid Leonov

"Meet The Author"

First Novels.

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

The Dorrie Decimal System

Voltaire

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."

'He likes to power nap.'

"Now I really hate poetry."

Blue Stockings

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

German Expressionist Breakfast

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

"It turns out everyone here is self-published."

John Bunyan

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

"The spoon, he ran away with the goddam spoon."

The writer: something who devotes a lifetime of solitude to the same of communication.

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

"I'm in a catch-23 situation."

'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'

Don Quixote

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

Sue the Author 3PM

"Oh, this old thing?"

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."