Russian Lit Enthusiasts Gifts

"Hey, it's 'Crime and Punishment.' You had to know the second half was going to suck."

First Novels.

Voltaire

"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."

"Now I really hate poetry."

"It turns out everyone here is self-published."

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

"I'm in a catch-23 situation."

George Orwell

"Author does not do tricks."

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

Dickens & Tolstoy Walk into a Bar: " . . . so, to make a short story long . . . "

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

"So, hw ws yr smmr?"

"Tracey, this is Gene. He also read the Nancy Reagan book in unbound galleys."

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

"If I Can Make One Critic Smile..."

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

"Maybe I don't like stunning debuts."

'He was a great writer'

The Book Lover

"Heart transplant surgery waiting room"

"Skip the funny voices tonight—O.K., Dad?"

Fyodor Dostoevsky

"I'm in children's books, myself."

"Did you read my review on Amazon? Four out of four people found it helpful."

'Look mum and dad! They let me keep my appendix!' - A young book excitedly showing off his appendix to his arriving parents.

'Shakespeare, what do you say we write a comedy?'

"We cancelled Netfix for this?"

Fyodor Dostoyevsky

Man reads a book while seated in a loveseat as a cat peers over the seat at him.

Alice in Wonderland - The Pig Baby.

"While he was in Paris, Warren knew Picasso, Miró, Hemingway, Stravinsky, Cocteau, and Fitzgerald. Nothing ever came of it."

Love at First Sight.

A.M Gorky