Russian Lit Enthusiasts Pillows

"Hey, it's 'Crime and Punishment.' You had to know the second half was going to suck."

First Novels.

"Now I really hate poetry."

Voltaire

"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."

"It turns out everyone here is self-published."

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

"I'm in a catch-23 situation."

Dickens & Tolstoy Walk into a Bar: " . . . so, to make a short story long . . . "

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

"Author does not do tricks."

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

"So, hw ws yr smmr?"

"Maybe I don't like stunning debuts."

"Tracey, this is Gene. He also read the Nancy Reagan book in unbound galleys."

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

"If I Can Make One Critic Smile..."

'He was a great writer'

Fyodor Dostoevsky

"Did you read my review on Amazon? Four out of four people found it helpful."

"Skip the funny voices tonight—O.K., Dad?"

"I'm in children's books, myself."

The Book Lover

"Heart transplant surgery waiting room"

'Look mum and dad! They let me keep my appendix!' - A young book excitedly showing off his appendix to his arriving parents.

'Shakespeare, what do you say we write a comedy?'

A.M Gorky

Man reads a book while seated in a loveseat as a cat peers over the seat at him.

Love at First Sight.

"We cancelled Netfix for this?"

"While he was in Paris, Warren knew Picasso, Miró, Hemingway, Stravinsky, Cocteau, and Fitzgerald. Nothing ever came of it."

Alice in Wonderland - The Pig Baby.

Fyodor Dostoyevsky

"And yet methinks, Martha, that 'Ibsen with Rhythm' seems somehow to miss the point of Ibsen."