Rushing Pillows

Just a sec...

"Sorry, Rex, I can't chat right now, running late: I'm off to the business park..."

'My feet are killing me.'

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

Ancient Racing

"I need to tinkle."

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

Go! Means NOW!

Famous Last Words: "Whew! Well, at least the worst is behind us."

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

Running

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

Bob's Driving School.

Knight in shining Lycra!

"Faster! Middle age is gaining on you!"

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

Snail Racing

Annual Swim Hundreds of Miles, Spawn and Die Marathon.

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

'Now will you pull over and ask for directions?'

'Top of the line sport shoes: They've improved my top speed by 0.5 kmh...'

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

The polar olympics

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

"What now?" Runners disturbing loggers

'It's supposed to look and smell greasy.'

Car leaving highway crashes through 'EXIT HERE' sign.

Birthday Racing Car

Smile

Prehistoric Peeps: Even the 'Derby' had its primeval counterpart.

Tractor Racing