Rural Culture Prints

Hillbilly.

'Hmm, an unreconstructed farmer.'

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

'Life is great' down on the farm.

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

Farm Humor.

Goat about goat: 'He's no longer gruff since he's been on Prozac.'

Lamb Noise.

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

A Highlander Chasing Dogs with a Knife and a Broom.

A man in a car waits for a large herd of cows to cross the road; once they have crossed he finds a cow sitting in the passenger seat of his car.

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

"Analysts warn that computerization of the villages won't give the expected results!"

I fart more than that!

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

"They’re real."

"No, I don't want to live forever, but I damn sure don't want to be dead forever, either."

'I want to immortalise the area in a painting before it is changes for ever.' (Artist is scooped up by a digger.)

"You were the one who thought it was too dangerous to raise a child in the big city."

'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?'

"I always knew you'd come back."

No need to be concerned, madam! I'm wrapped in cotton wool!

'Must really be a terrible headache you've got there, Doctor.'

Look at the size of that fork. She must be very hungry!

You complete me!

Farmers' Warnings.

"I'm an enigma!"

"I like New York, but I miss sleeping drunk on my front lawn."

"You're living in a fantasy world, Nelly. Farmer Dave doesn't know you're alive. Plus, he's a human being, he's married, he's the church pastor and he's secretly gay."

A boy who loves cows/burgers

"Ernie's full service salon and day spa."

Milkin' Impossible