Rural Creativity Prints

A hen paninting her eggs with egg-shell paint

Humans...What is their purpose?

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

I fart more than that!

Look at the size of that fork. She must be very hungry!

A Venus cow trap.

Summer in Elysium and The long vacation in Arcadia

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

"Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're our only hope."

'Yes, we have a very diversified economy around here.'

An English Gold Field

"Ok Lassie, cut out the smart arse bit and just herd the sheep."

'Having the money tree has really helped out.'

Boy, this stuff's hard to swallow!

Welcome to the urban farm. A bit of country in the city.

'Your barn door's open.'

I've been doing sit-ups!

'Is it ok if I just bring in some of our carpet?'

"Quick! Get your gun, Pa! Here come the suburbs."

Surburban Joys - Haymaking.

Fancy Wallpaper in a Cell

COWS: Spare cow

'Are you paying in cash, check, credit card or livestockfarm produce?'

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

'Of course there is room for advancement. You certainly can't go down from here.'

"I just love what you've done with the place!"

"I don't know why I'm surprised, but you seem very down to earth."

"The country might not suit a city boy like you. We've got coyotes instead of doormen and feelings have no meaning here."

"I stink... therefore, I am."

I think we need to lose the 'Singing Ringing Tree'!

Thanks for the tip. Come again!

'That's the sign of a good painting!'