Rural Creativity Prints

A hen paninting her eggs with egg-shell paint

Humans...What is their purpose?

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

I fart more than that!

A Venus cow trap.

Look at the size of that fork. She must be very hungry!

Summer in Elysium and The long vacation in Arcadia

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

"Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're our only hope."

Twitter that!

'Yes, we have a very diversified economy around here.'

An English Gold Field

Cow in a vest: Well, I think I look like Bruce Willis!

"Ok Lassie, cut out the smart arse bit and just herd the sheep."

'Having the money tree has really helped out.'

Boy, this stuff's hard to swallow!

Welcome to the urban farm. A bit of country in the city.

"In honor of your birthday I had your face tattooed to my ass."

'Your barn door's open.'

I've been doing sit-ups!

'Is it ok if I just bring in some of our carpet?'

COWS: Spare cow

Surburban Joys - Haymaking.

"Quick! Get your gun, Pa! Here come the suburbs."

Fancy Wallpaper in a Cell

Cow wash: 'You missed a spot.'

'Are you paying in cash, check, credit card or livestockfarm produce?'

'Of course there is room for advancement. You certainly can't go down from here.'

"I just love what you've done with the place!"

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

Thanks for the tip. Come again!

"Can you milk a cow?"

"The country might not suit a city boy like you. We've got coyotes instead of doormen and feelings have no meaning here."

"I don't know why I'm surprised, but you seem very down to earth."

'That's the sign of a good painting!'