Rural Chuckles Pillows

They're short of staff!

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

I fart more than that!

A Venus cow trap.

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

Red trousers at night - shepherd's delight.

"Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're our only hope."

Cow in a vest: Well, I think I look like Bruce Willis!

Clandestine cows.

'It's negative attention ... as long as you keep asking why, they'll keep on doing it.'

When Farmer Harry Met Farmer Sally.

"In honor of your birthday I had your face tattooed to my ass."

I told you not to use horse liniment as an underarm deoderant...

"He keeps watching over our flock. I think it's a stalker."

'Is it ok if I just bring in some of our carpet?'

"We live so far away that the postman posts our mail to us."

....aaaand.... HELICOPTER!

Cow has caught a frisby in his udders

Early American Think tank

"Do you recognize the one who stole your tractor?"

COWS: Spare cow

'I met my wife on Faeces Book.'

"I'm tired of having to apologize for the condition of the house."

Close, but no cigar!

Nice six-pack!

'Of course there is room for advancement. You certainly can't go down from here.'

"Can you milk a cow?"

Thanks for the tip. Come again!

Jesus Seals the Hick...

Cow cleaning his teeth with string.

I think we need to lose the 'Singing Ringing Tree'!

"I stink... therefore, I am."