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'You're allowed to pick up the ball before it stops rolling, you know.'

Build a Raft

Danger Slow Sand.

'Congratulations, you graduated.'

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

Women in a cross country race

Tractor Racing

9:00 - '' - '10:00' - '' - 'It's a 'spot the indifference' competition.' - '' -

"I've got an office and I've got a window, but I wouldn't say I've got a window office."

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

'Stress'

Town Planning Department

'Tell the truth: does this affidavit make me look fat?'

Wilfried Zaha

'I'd like the short form instead...'

T-Rex Racing: A Short-Lived Sport

Runner's High, Runner's Low

Loser's Podium.

'I was this close to the finish line and then somebody threw a stick!'

Get a life

'My old man always used to say we eventually get the face we deserve. I wish I'd listened to him!'

'Think Basics.'

'Does your phone have a scanner thingy? I've got a barcode on my butt if you want my number.'

"Fortunately, Mr. O'Brien, a sucker's attorney is born every half a minute."

"I do my best thinking in the shower... do I need to run 5 miles a day in order to take one?"

'I believe you were first.'

A number of runners run through police tape.

'Well, did you win or what?'

"I need to relax? Oh, you'd love that, wouldn't you?"

Congratulations for male runner

"I don't get it. If he's no faster than me, how come he always beats me?"

'This could save us a bundle on electricity...by the way, Bob, how fast can you run?'

'Not to worry, I've handled hundreds of cases like this and the way I see it, I'm bound to win one sooner or later.'