Running For Student Council Pillows

'I'm considering a run for class president. Do we have any skeletons in our closet I should first know about?'

'Instead of being just like Michael Jordan, I wanna be just like Barack.'

'As a beginning teacher, you know you come here prepared to teach and become a good teacher. As you gain experience, you will learn that you also come here to care and become a great teacher.'

"Should we put down what we think is right, or what we think you think is right?"

"Being the smartest girl in third grade is going to Melinda's head."

"There are no dumb questions, Billy, but there are plenty of dumb answers!"

'I'm so proud of Trevor for getting an early start on his negative campaign for Student Council.'

"Sorry, but no. I can't lend you a student to help clean up your yard."

"I'm enjoying kindergarten except for all the politics!"

"He doesn't like dinosaurs."

"I hope that this is just a riot of passage."

'See, this is proof that your criticism of our educational system is right on!'

'I'm Stacey, whose mother is the proud parent of an honor student.'

"It's this marvelous little liberal-arts college in Kansas that gives frequent-flier miles."

We have too many students! I know. Send them home!

'I'd like to run for class president but I don't want to put my family through a background check.'

"Life is full of transitions...like from student loan to credit card debt."

"I teach ... to impact a life."

"So where do you see yourself fitting into late stage capitalism?"

Class of 2015

Giggling during the debate didn't cost you the election. The mile coming out of your nose cost you the election.

'May I be excused? The pressure is getting to me.'

'I know you were elected class president...'

'If you finish your first year of teaching and haven't destroyed the innate curiosity of your young students, you are a successful teacher.'

'It's only temporary. My student loans didn't quite carry me until social security.'

"It's important that you complete the course."

"Oh, I'm not worried about doing the job, if elected. I'm more concerned about facing the onslaught of lobbyists."

'My teacher says I'm an underachiever, but I think she's an overexpecter.'

'Well you can't fault his coursework, but I can't help thinking that he still has a few unresolved personal issues!'