Running For Class President Pillows

'I'd like to run for class president but I don't want to put my family through a background check.'

'I'd like to run for class president but I'm afraid of the background check. I once faked sleep during nap time in pre school.'

'Your poll numbers were great during recess, but voter apathy at nap time cost you the election.'

'Where's all the money in politics I've been hearing so much about.'

"He's my running mate."

'If I'm elected class president, can I overrule the teacher?'

Ethics exam cheater.

Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

'How are the ventriloquist lessons going?'

'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'

'Are you sure I should read my book report to the class? --�It's PG-13.'

'...And here we have the 'Laugher Curve.''

"Well, look at the bright side, Timmy — you're 100 percent wrong."

"So, what's gonna be your favorite class?"

'Simpson! Stop causing low-level disruption in class now!'

'May I be excused? I just checked my college investment portfolio online, and I feel sick.'

"In economics, I got an IOU."

"Pfff, eating homework is nothing! My mum eats the clothes off the clothes line..."

'Add the numbers, divide by how many numbers you've added and there you have it-the average amount of minutes you sleep in class each day.'

"Your rule about no yelling out in class...that's a violation of my 1st Amendment rights!"

"By reading my note, you acknowledge having read and agreed to my Privacy Policy and Terms of Use."

'You know what they say - 'Those who don't learn the lessons of history are doomed to go to summer school.''

"I lettered in spelling."

''My Summer Vacation †the Untold Story'....'

Something tells me it's not going to be a good school report!

"I want to be street smart so I can be a road scholar."

'In Show and Tell today, I showed my birthmark! I got expelled!'

I need to set upmy own company.

Orchestra Class Air Guitar.

'Your teacher doesn't mind a little clowning around in class, Eddie, but she thinks you overdo it.'

"So, in conclusion, I would like to say that although I haven't actually read the book, I still found it a fascinating and enriching experience.

Reptile Class: 'My homework ate my dog.'

Monitor lizard becomes milk monitor.

'Chewing cud, Steven? Well, I hope you brought enough for the whole class!'