Runners At Heart Mugs

Death Goes For A Jog

'My feet are killing me.'

"Portrait of a Lady"

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

Running

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

'My wife is going to kill me. All her shopping coupons are in that lost luggage.'

"I told him he should have trained more."

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

Man commiting suicide finds the treasure at the bottom of the sea.

Man running

'We're all getting older ok!' 'These days I'm down to the speed of sound!'

'I think dad's getting fitter. I couldn't hear him wheezing until he turned the corner today.'

Olympic Torch Training

'You can't start them exercising too early.'

"Exercise stroller moms can sure be competitive."

'I've met you before...I'm not good with names, but I never forget a pace!'

"My cardiologist taught me the value of heart work."

"Ladies, you know the rule about joyriding."

'It's the new iPed. It's a pedometer, a GPS, and it has apps that show you the nearest ice cream parlors and dessert shops.'

'He's known as the hardest-driving track coach in the country.'

Miracles of modern sports medicine: the Nerdectomy.

'Looks like that pheasant got into the sticker bushes.'

Two roads diverged in a wood and I - I got a little freaked out because where did the second road come from??

'You're never going to win any race in those platform shoes.'

Sporting maladies.

Arabian Nights.

Congratulations for male runner

"It's right about here that my socks fall down."

The Fun Run.

Happy-Go-Lucky-Father-Of-Two-Avid-Golfer-Longtime-Magnetic-Tape-Salesman-Kiwanis-Member or Thomas Pynchon?

"Now batting, No. 2, Derek Jeter—No. 2. Happy now, nut job?"