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For the energetic go-getters who lace up in the morning and take on business mogul roles by evening, our collection offers witty and inspiring items. These gifts honor your dynamic lifestyle—combining fitness hustle with entrepreneurial grit. Whether for yourself or a fellow multitasker, find products that match your drive to succeed with a humorous twist.
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"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."
Golly, �1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.
'There's good news and bad news, J. B. - we now control 51% of this corporation's stock!'
Apart from your mother, who else thinks you're doing a good job as Chairman of the company?
'We're under capitalized. As soon as we reach the break even point we'll buy a lemon.'
'What a drive! Our boy's going to go a long, long way.'
"Make a lot of money."
Lemonade Inc.
"And we will absolutely start lending again as soon as we finish building our debtors' prison."
'It's crunch time, Caldwell. That's the time between when you're born, and when you make your first million.'
"I'm starting my own delivery service. Is there anything you want to borrow from my Dad?!"
"You were right. Building an online business empire is even more fun than playing games."
'Stocks were up on news that no performance enhancing drugs were used to achieve today's highs. . .'
'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.'
'Dog eat dog.'
'So, gentlemen, how's the dollar trading against the immortal soul, today?'
"My path to success and fortune was that rather than foraging and storing my own food, I built a portfolio of storage properties to rent..."
"So...do you have a job now?"
"What's on my schedule today, Fred?"
'Of course, the toll on my personal life has been enormous.'
"Did you hear that that bastard McMinney has buggered of to work for Bank of America!"
'You can't put him out to pasture - he owns the pasture!'
'Son, someday this will all be yours. Or Wal-Mart's. Whoever pays Daddy the most.'
Business school graduate trying to climb to the top of the world
Greed.
Counting my Bonus...
Dragon's den desk. 'I'm in' and 'I'm out' tray on desk.
Savory Types
"Sinclair's not all he's cracked up to be. His reputation exceeds him."
'There's a gentleman out here with $643 million. He would like to discuss a takeover.'
The Personal ATM
'Wake up! You should be worrying about our investments!'
"Leave Lou to me. I'll eat him and then you can run the company."
'We're an international company, Mr. Zickenbarth. We've got creditors in more than 200 different countries!'
Explore our range of mugs that celebrate the runner by day, mogul by night lifestyle—perfect for your morning coffee or late-night brainstorm sessions.
Add some motivational humor with pillows that celebrate your busy lifestyle—great for your office or bedroom decor.
Decorate your space with inspiring prints that remind you of your dynamic life—fit for any room that fuels your ambition.
Check out our witty t-shirts that showcase your dual passions—ideal for workouts or casual business meetings with a humorous twist.