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'That's all I can say - I've already told you twice as much as I know!'

'Is the information fresh?'

Every morning the office gossip was cascaded down...

Rumors, lies and innuendo.

"Some idiot spread the rumour that the boss had called in sick! Now look what's happened to the tobacco and coffee stocks!"

"I only told a few friends."

'Today on wall street, a rumor led to a rumor which raised fears of insider rumor-mongering.'

'She's the worst gossip I've ever come across.'

"Facts are good, but we need all the rumors, gossip, and speculation to fully understand the situation."

'I heard it through the grapevine.'

"Quick - make something up, I've got a space to fill."

"The sheep all have rabies. Pass it on."

"The Cheshire Cat has dentures. Pass it on."

'That was one of my all-time great rumors.'

'Rumors...'

"I can't approve of your office gossiping, Frank...and after you tell me the latest I want it to stop!"

I overheard management saying they were kicking you but I didn't hear if it was upstairs or out.

"Damned lies."

'What's this rumor I hear, that they're putting saltpeter in Meals-On-Wheels!'

'I hear there are some mighty big deer in these woods.'

'Is it true what they say'

"The market reacted today on rumors that the rumors were only rumors..."

'I learned some interesting things in school today. I read the graffiti on my desk.'

"I prefer to think of myself as an opinion former."

'Now they're saying our financing is being pulled. I'd love to know how these crazy rumors get started.'

Rumor Control Center: Chicken Little.

"What's the word on the street?"

"I guess you've heard bad spin about me."

A woman waits in a "Gossip" stand

Let's meet for a drink after work. I've got office gossip you can't appreciate without a buzz.'

They Shop Among Us

'I'd just like to know how these crazy rumors get started.'

'Rumors that the rumors that caused the market jitters, may have only been rumors, is causing jitters in the market today...'

'All right then. So, you didn't pierce your belly button. I'd just like to know where these ugly rumors get started.'

Market Rumors Verification Department: Rumors and Squelched.