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"The sheep all have rabies. Pass it on."

The Busy Body Shop - All the latest gossip.

Every morning the office gossip was cascaded down...

Rumors, lies and innuendo.

"Some idiot spread the rumour that the boss had called in sick! Now look what's happened to the tobacco and coffee stocks!"

"I only told a few friends."

"That was a rumor day."

'She's the worst gossip I've ever come across.'

'Today on wall street, a rumor led to a rumor which raised fears of insider rumor-mongering.'

'I heard it through the grapevine.'

"Our stock is down. Start some rumors on Wall Street that it's going up."

"Facts are good, but we need all the rumors, gossip, and speculation to fully understand the situation."

"Quick - make something up, I've got a space to fill."

'Well, it is just my opinion, but it's backed by the best rumor and speculation the internet can provide.'

"The Cheshire Cat has dentures. Pass it on."

"Boss, there's a rumor going around that someone lost a $1,000 bill in the cafe. There are like 200 people out there." "Interesting. And I assume they're all looking for the $1,000 bill. I assume they don't want anyone else to know about it before they find it." "I assume each of them is buying our food and drink so the others won't suspect they're here with ulterior motives." "I wonder who could have possibly spread such a rumor in the first place?" "Very bad man."

'That was one of my all-time great rumors.'

'Rumors...'

"I can't approve of your office gossiping, Frank...and after you tell me the latest I want it to stop!"

I overheard management saying they were kicking you but I didn't hear if it was upstairs or out.

'What's this rumor I hear, that they're putting saltpeter in Meals-On-Wheels!'

"Damned lies."

'That's all I can say - I've already told you twice as much as I know!'

'I hear there are some mighty big deer in these woods.'

'Is the information fresh?'

"The market reacted today on rumors that the rumors were only rumors..."

'Is it true what they say'

'Oh, Charley, if you hear a report that I'm going to be married to that girl in black, you can contradict it. There's nothing in it.'

'I learned some interesting things in school today. I read the graffiti on my desk.'

"I prefer to think of myself as an opinion former."

'Now they're saying our financing is being pulled. I'd love to know how these crazy rumors get started.'

A woman waits in a "Gossip" stand

They Shop Among Us

"What's the word on the street?"

"They've hired this new guy Trevor, a complete buffoon apparently!"