Rumor Detective Pillows

'All right then. So, you didn't pierce your belly button. I'd just like to know where these ugly rumors get started.'

'Rumors that the rumors that caused the market jitters, may have only been rumors, is causing jitters in the market today...'

'Now they're saying our financing is being pulled. I'd love to know how these crazy rumors get started.'

"There's been a lot of whispered gossip around at the moment and quite frankly I'd love to know where it's coming from."

'I've heard a lot about you. Now I'd like to hear your side of the story.'

'What's this rumor I hear, that they're putting saltpeter in Meals-On-Wheels!'

'Is it true what they say'

'I heard it through the grapevine.'

'A rumor on Wall Street led to a rumor on main street that you can run but you can't hide.'

I overheard management saying they were kicking you but I didn't hear if it was upstairs or out.

'I know you weren't at Jimmy's house because a little bird told me...'

"Some idiot spread the rumour that the boss had called in sick! Now look what's happened to the tobacco and coffee stocks!"

"I never repeat gossip so I'll only tell you once."

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

Every morning the office gossip was cascaded down...

BREAKING FAKE NEWS

Safety Barriers

"I try to keep my classes relevant."

"Well, obviously the victim had a French enemy."

The Hypocritic Oath

'I think it means corporate control is now complete.'

I Can't Believe It's Not Fake News

"So, you've got butterflies in your stomach, a bug in your ear and a bee in your bonnet. Any other complaints?"

'He died of too much money.'

'Rumors...'

'I've dealt with it - he's sitting on the naughty step thinking about his behaviour.'

'I gather this is your first sting operation.'

'Just move along...Nothing core to see here.'

"Did you research and verify before posting this?"

News of the Underworld

"The truth? With all the fake news and alternative facts now, we're all just guessing."

"Damned lies."

"No one else, huh! So who the hell is sending you a pigeon at four in the morning?!"

We're fact checking your story.

'I hear there are some mighty big deer in these woods.'