Rulebook Curious Pillows

"Sorry, I don't know what pass interference is anymore either."

'Thou shalt not steal...except for bases.'

"Does anyone know where we keep the unwritten rules?"

Dr Ed Henderson demonstrates that it IS possible for someone to become too familiar with the safety rules.

And if the ball is completely unplayable...

He waited for the next wave of regulations to arrive.

'Just think of one of these as enabling legislation for the golden rule.'

'Now hold on, Mike. You're talking about embezzlement! And unless I'm very mistaken, that's strictly prohibited in the company's employee handbook!'

'That's not what is meant by a free kick.'

"Upon further review, the receiver did not establish a meaningful and personal relationship with the football, therefore it is ruled an incomplete pass."

'You're allowed to pick up the ball before it stops rolling, you know.'

At last he had found the Regulatory Guidelines.

'There's nothing in the rules about gloves.'

"He was right, you know - a queen can move as many spaces as she likes."

'There really is no need for confusion. Rule 10, section 5, article a, subsection 3, exception 4 quite clearly states ... '

No hitting below the belt!

"Offside? By a fingertip? It's football not handball!"

Legal? Big-shoed clown prepares to kick field goal.

'You'll like it here...it's one of the rules.'

"We have all kinds of Regulatory Guidelines floating around."

Attorneys at law.

"It may not be a balk, but it's something."

"Mr Yomp is in a big hurry, so give him 'speedy runaround number 39'..."

'By the time I finish explaining the rules, I've lost 'em.'

'Oh for Pete's sake. This ain't nuclear science, gentlemen. I'll read it one more time, but pay attention... 'the infield fly rule is in effect if there is less than two outs and runners on first and second'...'

James Naismith

'Upon further review, the ruling on the field is upheld. The catch was totally constitutional. Touchdown!'

'What do you mean there's no specific rule that forbids a center fielder from doing that?'

Guest Houses.

'Well, no, I can't seem to find a rule forbidding this, but I still don't think it's legal.'

"Holding superstar quarterback accountable—token penalty after the kickoff."

'That does it... Now I'm definitely going to become a lawyer.'

'You're right, there's nothing in the rules against it.'