Rule Mischief Prints

"I'm not a rule breaker, but the no eye blinking is going to be a tough one."

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

"Does anyone know where we keep the unwritten rules?"

'But he qualifies for medicare in dog years.'

One way only.

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's pimping the wall!'

'It's okay sir, I'm private Johnson.'

Ponzi-Mat Vending Machine

"Billy, we don't need to feed that vacuum robot."

'Oh, sure -- NOW you set boundaries!'

Knights

"I've just discovered this brilliant new ingredients."

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN, 'It's okay, I guess, but they sure hassle you about compliance!'

Child jumping on a table-tennis table.

"...And I cheated at solitaire...twice."

"Chicken on a bend of spinach and onions?"

"Hey, were it up to me, you'd be here for another few days, but then I'm not your insurance company."

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN, 'It's okay, I guess, but they sure hassle you about compliance!'

No petting in the pool!

'I'd like an older brother, please.'

'Why are you hiding in the closet?'

Little League Registration: "Um, I think we're gonna need to see your birth certificate again, son. . ."

"My math teacher says I should consider becoming a teacher some day."

"That's not the boiling oil, that's my casserole!"

Warning.

'What are you complaining about...they told you this was MINOR surgery!'

"As I told you before, I do not allow smoking in my restaurant..."

'What do you mean there's no specific rule that forbids a center fielder from doing that?'

'I never dreamed that Lady Godiva would run AGAINST me!'

"Just think, in dog years we'd be old enough to know better!"