Rule Mischief T-Shirts

"I'm not a rule breaker, but the no eye blinking is going to be a tough one."

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

"Does anyone know where we keep the unwritten rules?"

'But he qualifies for medicare in dog years.'

One way only.

Ponzi-Mat Vending Machine

'It's okay sir, I'm private Johnson.'

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's pimping the wall!'

"How the heck could you forget your sword?"

"Billy, we don't need to feed that vacuum robot."

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN, 'It's okay, I guess, but they sure hassle you about compliance!'

Child jumping on a table-tennis table.

'Oh, sure -- NOW you set boundaries!'

It's sure been easier to mess around at work since we decided to bell the boss.

Knights

"I've just discovered this brilliant new ingredients."

"Hey, were it up to me, you'd be here for another few days, but then I'm not your insurance company."

"Chicken on a bend of spinach and onions?"

I told you you weren't allowed to stretch before the seventh inning. Security.

"...And I cheated at solitaire...twice."

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN, 'It's okay, I guess, but they sure hassle you about compliance!'

"Live life with enthusiasm. Be attentive and eager to please! Sleep only at night! ...and never scratch the furniture!"

No petting in the pool!

'I'd like an older brother, please.'

'Why are you hiding in the closet?'

"My math teacher says I should consider becoming a teacher some day."

"As I told you before, I do not allow smoking in my restaurant..."

'What are you complaining about...they told you this was MINOR surgery!'

Warning.

"That's not the boiling oil, that's my casserole!"

Little League Registration: "Um, I think we're gonna need to see your birth certificate again, son. . ."

'What do you mean there's no specific rule that forbids a center fielder from doing that?'

"Do not feel bad - violence is acceptable when the purpose of the toy is its own destruction."

"Just think, in dog years we'd be old enough to know better!"