Rugby Tactician Mugs

'I wish he was more of a team player.'

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

"Memo to self - personalise new work-station."

'He's been hiding out here for 20 years. Apparently, his buddies forgot to tell him the paintball tournament was over.'

Input From The Front Office

American Football.

'So far, sir, we've rejected plans A,B, C, D, E, F, and right now we're evaluating'G'.'

'Let's see what the employment tribunal has to say about that, shall we?'

Football.

"That was a rumor day."

'I've decided to skip my senior year and go directly into an endless cycle of unrealistic expectations and failure.'

'The score is tied and we've only got a 20-second timeout, so we've gotta be quick. ... I'm 'X'. Who wants to be 'O'?'

Football fans discuss a deceased manager: A giant, a legend, much loved. Didn't we sack him?

'With your 4-4-2 formation I don't think you'll see the end of this match.'

"Smite him, my son!"

Human males marking territory.

'That was a peach of a right hander the referee gave you!'

'Don't forget the plan - When he gets weak from laughing - Hit him with your left!'

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

"I carefully examine the data for March madness brackets and every year I lose to Anita, who picks by uniform colors."

'Remember, shares can also go down...'

"I know I told you to fool him into thinking you've got nothing left, but now you've got me convinced."

'This board meeting will come to order!'

"Try a new tactic, punch back."

'Sir, our sales force has just taken Atlanta.'

'What the . . . no wonder we can't gain any yards. We've been fitted with radio collars...'

I've left your pin on the map, but I've loosened it.

'I don't know about you, Sam, but so far my clients aren't going for this cross between tradtional and online trading.'

"Sometimes I think all this post game analysis has gone too far."