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"Thank you for not taking our customer satisfaction surney at the end this call. Now I can be rude to you with impunity."

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

"Do you want to be vaguely dissatisfied with Italian or Korean?"

"Call security, Miss Rightman. I have an overwhelming urge to throw good money after bad"

'This wine is dreadful - try some.'

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'You're good with people. Just tell him to go fuck himself.'

"In a just world we'd have 'No Lawyer Left Behind'."

Crazy old clown cat lady.

Clown's In and Out Trays.

'Turns out medicine is the best medicine.'

'He can toot his own horn but when he starts tooting the government's we need to step in.'

"My bouche was not amused."

'The Entrecote a la Bordelaise? It's stuff on a plate.'

Clown Watercooler

Mo's USA Bar: Tips/Tariffs

"I'd like a wine that was born in France and then bummed around California."

Nyargh! - 'I swear I will never eat fibre again...' - 'I christen thee 'Titan'.'

'The U.S. of A. - Guarantor for freedom, humanity and democracy!'

"I'm working on a watercolor."

"Keep back... I'm going to try reviving him with my hand buzzer!"

"Y formerly Department of Government Efficiency"

Blue wine

"You invented a time machine to come back and hit Reply instead of Reply All?"

You heard of the 'drugs tsar' and the 'fat tsar'...well this is the new 'waiting room tsar!'

'I'm afraid you'll have to get this hold-up note initialled at our withdrawals counter.'

"Is everything okay, dear? You're smiling!"

School of Comparative Anatomy

"We have a Sauvignon Blanc to refresh your palate or a lick of this toad to obliterate your sense of self."

clown trophies

'Honk if you know the meaning of life'