Royalty Journalist Prints

Prince Charles celebrates Queen's abdication.

"Before you chop off my head, don't you think we should see a counsellor?"

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

'You realize, we can't use the 'benign neglect' method for everything.'

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

'Don't be silly- of course you're going into the family business!'

"Based on the feedback from advisers whom I haven't beheaded, all of my ideas are great."

'How about a game of cards?'

Czarcasm

"He's a guard dog."

'Did you bark, M'Lady?'

"Can you juggle a household, three kids, and a career?"

'I can't finish -- may I have a peasant-bag?'

'Well, nobody can say you haven't grown in office.'

'Gunboat diplomacy won't work, sire -- we're landlocked, remember?'

"I don't suppose you get many sovereign rulers in here anymore?"

'Democracy? -- do you REALLY want the bars closed every election day?'

'I screwed up royally!'

'Scroll down for the good stuff!'

DOWN WITH THE KING!, 'Do you know what the PENALTY is for disturbing the peace during wartime?'

'Charles, you're carrying this 'king of the castle' business too far!'

'Frankincense, dummy! I asked for frankincense!'

'The deficit doesn't look nearly so bad now that we've switched to Arabic numerals.'

'He was born with a silver spoon all right, but not in his mouth.'

'Small favor, Elizabeth - before we enter the throne room, drop back ten paces.'

'You're reordering your priorities? -- Since when do you have priorities?'

Journalism student ponders which course he wants to major in.

'Be right back -- I have to sign some ennobling legislation.'

'When did we permit the Jester to start doing impressions?'

"Don't worry, princess, I'm sure one day your Mr. Divine Right will come along."

'It's sad in a way -- just when he was declaring victory.'

'I couldn't get Parliament to outlaw Lady Godiva, but they agreed to regulate her.'