Royalty Dreamers Prints

'One day I'd like to be a spare.'

I always felt I should have been born into royalty, Doctor Kapuchnik. If it's any consolation, Al, you're a royal pain.

Wizard of Oz - repeat fees

Cut out and keep your own Prince Charming.

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

"Mr. Right!"

Bubbly

"Someone must love someone very much indeed."

'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.'

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

"It is we."

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

Quantum Psychic

'Don't let the photo put you off, it was taken when he was under the spell of a wicked witch.'

'You're hopeful - worrying about what underwear to wear for the office party!'

"Homosapius amorius... the common lovebirds."

"Uh Oh! Jehovah's"

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

'I don't like Gerald as a person, but I like him as a concept.'

"You might ask, 'Can two people who love each other find happiness in an era of skyrocketing deficits?' I think they can."

'Romeo and Julietta'

'Actually, most brides would find being stranded on a deserted beach very romantic...'

Awkward First Dates

"Yep, that one does, too." "For heaven's sake, Bob, they all look like fart emojis."

"Raymond's prospects look good, Daddy. . . He's pretty sure he's picked all six lotto numbers!"

"Kiss me and I'll turn into a Prince. But I have to be honest with you, if asked about it I'll deny the whole sordid affair!"

Sinking with your heart

"Can you forget about that damn moon for two seconds and lend me a hand with the harmony?"

She loved the sound her gown made when she ran

'Democracy? -- do you REALLY want the bars closed every election day?'

'I screwed up royally!'

'Since I met you I can't eat...I can't drink...I'm broke.'

You're the cream in my coffee.