Royalty Dreamer Prints

"Tell me again, Dad, how you started in the mailroom."

My horse for a kingdom.

"The throne is nice and all, but shouldn't I have a desk?"

'Is that you pumpkin ? '

To my future King.

Princess in Bed

'Well, you sure got your message across to the people THAT time.'

Prince

Bubbly

"You see, Young Mistress is always dressed as a princess, so it may just be that Master and Mistress are royalty in some kind of hiding..."

"I may be your page today, but someday, I hope to be the whole book."

Princess believes one kiss will turn the crocodile into a handsome Prince.

He's been impossible ever since his internet search showed he was 163rd in line to the throne

'In my opinion, hold out for a doctor.'

Guess How Many Swords in the Stone and Become King. Wow! They have really lowered the bar!

Winning Numbers. 2 8 3 4 9. Lottery. Dang.

Now that the kids have moved out, do we really need a place with a moat?

What's the point of being monarch butterflies if we don't have any subjects to rule over?

"...and they lived as happily ever after as they could, while periodically remembering to forgive each other's transgressions and to let go of petty, pent-up resentments."

"Kiss me and I'll turn into a Prince. But I have to be honest with you, if asked about it I'll deny the whole sordid affair!"

"I appreciate your offer, but I was really hoping to marry a doctor."

"It says, 'Congratulations! You've been chosen as a finalist to be King of England.'"

Shepherd and eurydice

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

Bookworm Sleepover

'The C minus was sufficient. I didn't need the advice against hiring a literary agent.'

"Mr. Right!"

"Someone must love someone very much indeed."

'I have a best selling novel on the tip of my tongue...'

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."