Royalty Dreamers Pillows

'One day I'd like to be a spare.'

Wizard of Oz - repeat fees

Cut out and keep your own Prince Charming.

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

Bubbly

"Mr. Right!"

"Someone must love someone very much indeed."

'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.'

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

"It is we."

Quantum Psychic

"Uh Oh! Jehovah's"

'You're hopeful - worrying about what underwear to wear for the office party!'

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

'Don't let the photo put you off, it was taken when he was under the spell of a wicked witch.'

"Homosapius amorius... the common lovebirds."

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

'I don't like Gerald as a person, but I like him as a concept.'

'Romeo and Julietta'

"You might ask, 'Can two people who love each other find happiness in an era of skyrocketing deficits?' I think they can."

'Democracy? -- do you REALLY want the bars closed every election day?'

Awkward First Dates

"Kiss me and I'll turn into a Prince. But I have to be honest with you, if asked about it I'll deny the whole sordid affair!"

She loved the sound her gown made when she ran

"Yep, that one does, too." "For heaven's sake, Bob, they all look like fart emojis."

"Can you forget about that damn moon for two seconds and lend me a hand with the harmony?"

"Raymond's prospects look good, Daddy. . . He's pretty sure he's picked all six lotto numbers!"

Sinking with your heart

'Actually, most brides would find being stranded on a deserted beach very romantic...'

'I screwed up royally!'

You're the cream in my coffee.

'Since I met you I can't eat...I can't drink...I'm broke.'

'It's in my belly-button if you must know!'