Royal Protocol Officer Mugs

Start their day with a touch of humor and elegance—our royal protocol officer-themed mugs bring a sophisticated wink to their coffee break, combining professionalism with a fun twist.

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'Small favor, Elizabeth - before we enter the throne room, drop back ten paces.'

'Small favor, Elizabeth - before we enter the throne room, drop back ten paces.' mockup

'Small favor, Elizabeth - before we enter the throne room, drop back ten paces.'

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"It is we."

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'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.' mockup

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

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'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!' mockup

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

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'I'm afraid I can't take you to my leader without a prior appointment.'

'I'm afraid I can't take you to my leader without a prior appointment.' mockup

'I'm afraid I can't take you to my leader without a prior appointment.'

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"Possible exception to Prince William's proposed halt on space travel." proposed halt on space travel."

"Possible exception to Prince William's proposed halt on space travel." proposed halt on space travel." mockup

"Possible exception to Prince William's proposed halt on space travel." proposed halt on space travel."

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Reign Man

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'A willingness to sacrifice yourself to bring 'peace and succor to the suffering' is all very well Mother Theresa but I don't think it makes up for your lack of knowledge of current hand sanitisation protocols.'

'A willingness to sacrifice yourself to bring 'peace and succor to the suffering' is all very well Mother Theresa but I don't think it makes up for your lack of knowledge of current hand sanitisation protocols.'

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"Friend or foe?"

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'I'm not saying he's unpopular, but the Secret Service won't let me wear spike heels.'

'I'm not saying he's unpopular, but the Secret Service won't let me wear spike heels.' mockup

'I'm not saying he's unpopular, but the Secret Service won't let me wear spike heels.'

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'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.' mockup

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

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The King In The Rain.

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'Do you have an appointment?'

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'In order to be the king's permanent wine taster, you only have to be able to do 3 things: drink, swallow...and live.'

'In order to be the king's permanent wine taster, you only have to be able to do 3 things: drink, swallow...and live.' mockup

'In order to be the king's permanent wine taster, you only have to be able to do 3 things: drink, swallow...and live.'

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'From left to right: witchfinder general, jester jocular and spouse peculiar.'

'From left to right: witchfinder general, jester jocular and spouse peculiar.' mockup

'From left to right: witchfinder general, jester jocular and spouse peculiar.'

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'I didn't mean to jest about your dictatorial leadership style.'

'I didn't mean to jest about your dictatorial leadership style.' mockup

'I didn't mean to jest about your dictatorial leadership style.'

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"And then at 3 you have a meeting with the royal pain in the butt."

"And then at 3 you have a meeting with the royal pain in the butt." mockup

"And then at 3 you have a meeting with the royal pain in the butt."

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'AAAAGH! Oh, KNEEL! I thought you said my name - Neil!'

'AAAAGH! Oh, KNEEL! I thought you said my name - Neil!' mockup

'AAAAGH! Oh, KNEEL! I thought you said my name - Neil!'

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'So what else can you do, besides reign?'

'So what else can you do, besides reign?' mockup

'So what else can you do, besides reign?'

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"Due to the financial state of the kingdom were turning the castle into a Bed & Breakfast & Ransom."

"Due to the financial state of the kingdom were turning the castle into a Bed & Breakfast & Ransom." mockup

"Due to the financial state of the kingdom were turning the castle into a Bed & Breakfast & Ransom."

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'A whoopee cushion! — I'll bet Karl Rove is behind this somewhere!'

'A whoopee cushion! — I'll bet Karl Rove is behind this somewhere!' mockup

'A whoopee cushion! — I'll bet Karl Rove is behind this somewhere!'

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"I think perhaps the Minstrel Show doesn't hit quite the right tone."

"I think perhaps the Minstrel Show doesn't hit quite the right tone." mockup

"I think perhaps the Minstrel Show doesn't hit quite the right tone."

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'Don't blame the King, Ma'am. This was all his divorce lawyer's idea.'

'Don't blame the King, Ma'am. This was all his divorce lawyer's idea.' mockup

'Don't blame the King, Ma'am. This was all his divorce lawyer's idea.'

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"Well, if you're going to wiretap your people you are going to hear things."

"Well, if you're going to wiretap your people you are going to hear things." mockup

"Well, if you're going to wiretap your people you are going to hear things."

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'Coming up! One meal, fit for a King!' mockup

'Coming up! One meal, fit for a King!'

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"I told you 'Attila' wasn't a girl's name."

"I told you 'Attila' wasn't a girl's name." mockup

"I told you 'Attila' wasn't a girl's name."

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King Charles III's coronation

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'There hasn't been an assassination attempt all week -- what are they up to out there?'

'There hasn't been an assassination attempt all week -- what are they up to out there?' mockup

'There hasn't been an assassination attempt all week -- what are they up to out there?'

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'Although we've vanquished the invaders from Paperland, we really should have allied with them for the impending attack on us by Rockland!'

'Although we've vanquished the invaders from Paperland, we really should have allied with them for the impending attack on us by Rockland!' mockup

'Although we've vanquished the invaders from Paperland, we really should have allied with them for the impending attack on us by Rockland!'

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'Nepotism may not be perfect, but it's the best system anybody's come up with so far.'

'Nepotism may not be perfect, but it's the best system anybody's come up with so far.' mockup

'Nepotism may not be perfect, but it's the best system anybody's come up with so far.'

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'Sorry about the war, folks - I was off my meds.'

'Sorry about the war, folks - I was off my meds.' mockup

'Sorry about the war, folks - I was off my meds.'

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'Now that's an afro!'

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"I don't mind his p***s always being out. I do find his relentless suppression of the peasants a bit unseemly."

"I don't mind his p***s always being out. I do find his relentless suppression of the peasants a bit unseemly." mockup

"I don't mind his p***s always being out. I do find his relentless suppression of the peasants a bit unseemly."

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Royal Protocol Officer Mugs Collection

Royal Protocol Officer Pillows

Bring a touch of elegance and humor to any space with pillows designed for royal protocol officers—comfortable, stylish, and full of personality.

Royal Protocol Officer Prints

Find wall art that celebrates the diplomatic spirit of royal protocol officers—beautiful prints that inspire and amuse in equal measure.

Royal Protocol Officer T-Shirts

Looking for a witty shirt for a royal protocol officer? Our collection offers stylish designs that celebrate their important role with a playful, professional twist.