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'Ethelred - What we're offering is the chance to consolidate all your Danegeld payments into one manageable lump sum.'

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

"Gentlemen, I'm pleased to say the firm is perfectly positioned to avoid chapter eleven and still be in existence this time next year."

Bank Loan Dept. Personal Business. Uh-oh, some loans have gone bad! A tennis pro defaulted and a novelist is in Chapter 7. The bed linens company folded and the scuba school went under! Are any of our loans still good? Yeah, the music streaming service is totally sound! And ironically, the lighting company is in the black!

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, 'I'm only seven years old -- I don't HAVE a credit rating yet!'

"The peasants are revolting Sire."

TV jester.

"I made money the old fashioned way. I inherited it."

European currency on the edge.

All bets are off as Round One begins in the "Dollars versus Donuts" World Championship title fight.

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

'I'm sorry I missed your recital. Daddy was on the phone with his broker, checking on bond yields. It's another form of bonding, son.'

Photos of Queen Elizabeth II

Economy - USA.

What do you suggest we do about this?

'well of course I'm giving your portfolio the attention it deserves, I'm even wearing a black armband!'

Man pushing Euro sign up a hill.

'The King of what?'

'I enjoy the old-fashioned pleasures - a walk on the beach, plain food and piles of cash.'

Oh, wait - Their king posted a declaration of war on your Facebook wall this morning.

'Look, Carl, the glory days are over. You might want to slip into something a little more comfortable.'

"Our initial public offering, .... The public has gotten wind of it!"

'I never dreamed the 'equal work for equal pay' bill would apply to me!'

'Of course I'm squirreling away money!'

'Some mistakes are too much fun to make only once.'

King and Jester

'Yes, he definitely wants something. . . maybe his crown and scepter.'

'We've gone to profit-sharing. But it's with the IRS.'

'You go without me. I'm feeling a little down today.'

'This app is linked to my financial advisor and provides stimulated hand-holding when the market is down.'

Piggy Bank Coin I.V.

'Stocks rose on news that '90% of success is just being there.''

'And this just in from the stock market... buy, sell, buy, sell, buy, sell, buy!'

Shareholders Meeting - We will be paying a dividend but I will not be announcing it here.

The Cashless Society is Here