Royal Finance Fan Prints

'Ethelred - What we're offering is the chance to consolidate all your Danegeld payments into one manageable lump sum.'

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

"Gentlemen, I'm pleased to say the firm is perfectly positioned to avoid chapter eleven and still be in existence this time next year."

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, 'I'm only seven years old -- I don't HAVE a credit rating yet!'

"The peasants are revolting Sire."

European currency on the edge.

"I made money the old fashioned way. I inherited it."

TV jester.

All bets are off as Round One begins in the "Dollars versus Donuts" World Championship title fight.

Photos of Queen Elizabeth II

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

'I'm sorry I missed your recital. Daddy was on the phone with his broker, checking on bond yields. It's another form of bonding, son.'

Economy - USA.

What do you suggest we do about this?

'well of course I'm giving your portfolio the attention it deserves, I'm even wearing a black armband!'

Man pushing Euro sign up a hill.

'I enjoy the old-fashioned pleasures - a walk on the beach, plain food and piles of cash.'

'The King of what?'

'Look, Carl, the glory days are over. You might want to slip into something a little more comfortable.'

"Our initial public offering, .... The public has gotten wind of it!"

'Of course I'm squirreling away money!'

'I never dreamed the 'equal work for equal pay' bill would apply to me!'

'We've gone to profit-sharing. But it's with the IRS.'

'Some mistakes are too much fun to make only once.'

King and Jester

'Yes, he definitely wants something. . . maybe his crown and scepter.'

'You go without me. I'm feeling a little down today.'

'This app is linked to my financial advisor and provides stimulated hand-holding when the market is down.'

Piggy Bank Coin I.V.

'Stocks rose on news that '90% of success is just being there.''

'And this just in from the stock market... buy, sell, buy, sell, buy, sell, buy!'

Shareholders Meeting - We will be paying a dividend but I will not be announcing it here.

Circa 1490: The area we now know as Wall Street.

'How do you expect the Government to bail you out of your financial crisis if you don't pay your taxes?'