Royal Drama Enthusiasts Pillows

"You're why I have the moat, Mother."

"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."

'Now that's an afro!'

Theatre Masks and Butts

"It's a cage. It's gilded, and I love it."

King George I

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

'You've got to cure my sleepwalking, Doc - I keep falling into the moat!'

Lord George brings news of the debate

"Helen, I have decided to seek a change of venue, since it has grown increasingly obvious that I can no longer get a fair trial in this household."

The Unhappy King

"He doesn't suffer fools gladly."

"Seriously, you can't balance the budget with cushion change."

'Your Grandpa achieved greatness, he thrust greatness upon me, and then you were born great!'

'Henry, we can't begin to make progress unless your friend leaves the room.'

''Depression'? -- You or the country or both?'

"Don't even think about it! I am the property of the English Monarch!"

Royal Love

"A kingdom? A whole kingdom? All I want is a horse."

'He'll stop being so smug when he gets his first dent.'

"Of all the labour saving devices invented in the last 70 years, this is one's favourite."

"To be fair, I think you should be very clear about the ground rules with your next jester."

'Our top theologians have studied the issue, Your Majesty, and they agree that you're damned if you do and damned if you don't.'

Everybody forgot his jubilee.

"Blog always makes it all about Blog."

Hoodies anticipate bride's choice of wedding dress.

"Oh, you haven’t seen holiday drama ‘till you’ve met our little family."

"Matt, you look like you just saw a ghost who fired you!"

'He just outlawed his in-laws.'

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

"And His Majesty sends you a great big kiss, too."

"Someone should have warned you - he doesn't suffer fools gladly."

'But, dear -- Lady Godiva is part of my diversity program!'