Royal Devotees Pillows

"I daresay you can't wait to get your hands on my royal teapot collection."

Great Chinese Dynasties

"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."

'Now that's an afro!'

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

"It's a cage. It's gilded, and I love it."

King George I

'You've got to cure my sleepwalking, Doc - I keep falling into the moat!'

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

King on the toilet whilst jester laughs because the toilet paper is out of reach.

Fairy Library - Cinderella Marries the Prince

"He doesn't suffer fools gladly."

'Your Grandpa achieved greatness, he thrust greatness upon me, and then you were born great!'

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

'Sure, real estate prices are sky-high, but kings don't sell their castles, and that's that.'

The Unhappy King

"Seriously, you can't balance the budget with cushion change."

'Of all the technological advances from the last 60 years, this is one's favourite.'

'Henry, we can't begin to make progress unless your friend leaves the room.'

'He'll stop being so smug when he gets his first dent.'

"Of all the labour saving devices invented in the last 70 years, this is one's favourite."

''Depression'? -- You or the country or both?'

Royal Love

"Don't even think about it! I am the property of the English Monarch!"

"I should cover your ears.I'm not very good at this.'

"To be fair, I think you should be very clear about the ground rules with your next jester."

'Our top theologians have studied the issue, Your Majesty, and they agree that you're damned if you do and damned if you don't.'

Everybody forgot his jubilee.

"Someone should have warned you - he doesn't suffer fools gladly."

Hoodies anticipate bride's choice of wedding dress.

'Could you scoot your chair over this way a little dear?'

'Nobody treats the king that way and gets away with it.'

"And His Majesty sends you a great big kiss, too."

"Today we're going to talk about lowering the drawbridge."

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."