Royal Devotees Pillows

Great Chinese Dynasties

"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."

'Now that's an afro!'

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

"It's a cage. It's gilded, and I love it."

King George I

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

'You've got to cure my sleepwalking, Doc - I keep falling into the moat!'

King on the toilet whilst jester laughs because the toilet paper is out of reach.

'Sure, real estate prices are sky-high, but kings don't sell their castles, and that's that.'

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

Fairy Library - Cinderella Marries the Prince

"Seriously, you can't balance the budget with cushion change."

'Your Grandpa achieved greatness, he thrust greatness upon me, and then you were born great!'

The Unhappy King

"He doesn't suffer fools gladly."

'Of all the technological advances from the last 60 years, this is one's favourite.'

'Henry, we can't begin to make progress unless your friend leaves the room.'

'He'll stop being so smug when he gets his first dent.'

Royal Love

"Of all the labour saving devices invented in the last 70 years, this is one's favourite."

''Depression'? -- You or the country or both?'

"Don't even think about it! I am the property of the English Monarch!"

"I should cover your ears.I'm not very good at this.'

"To be fair, I think you should be very clear about the ground rules with your next jester."

'Our top theologians have studied the issue, Your Majesty, and they agree that you're damned if you do and damned if you don't.'

Everybody forgot his jubilee.

'This year, Sire, I've created a socko narrative of scatological raillery and rollicking nihilism which ends with a sexy justification for third quarter losses.'

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

"Today we're going to talk about lowering the drawbridge."

'He just outlawed his in-laws.'

'Could you scoot your chair over this way a little dear?'

Hoodies anticipate bride's choice of wedding dress.

"Someone should have warned you - he doesn't suffer fools gladly."

"And His Majesty sends you a great big kiss, too."