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'Oxford won the Boat Race? Who came second?'

Bicycle sat nav.

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

'This is what Jack and me have managed to create so far...all you have to do is add your poop to the top and we have a field record!'

"We don't have knock-knock jokes on Christmas."

"They took my pellets, man, I been hitting' that lever al day, they took my PELLETS!"

'So....how many hours were you practising half pass this morning?'

'Think Basics.'

Riding instructor waits to fish a child out of jumping obstacle.

"Yeah, I'm a Roadrunner, but it is easier on my feet and joints if I run on the grass..."

'Sure elephants never forget. You can't even remember how to ride a bicycle.'

La Tour 2007.

"Hey, this is a marathon, not a sprint."

Carrying a bike over drawing pins.

'Runners to your mark. Get set... wait! Lane three! Turn sideways!'

Just for laughs, let's throw a few folks off course.

"If you roped your cowhand by mistake, turn to page 21..."

Annual 10K Fun Run

Drunken cyclist

'You're putting that saddle on backwards.' - 'How do you know which way I'm going?'

Raymond tries out his new sweat-diverting eaves trough.

"Getting the hang of it?"

'They must practice their pit stops for hours to get it as badly wrong as that.'

Wheelies Gang.

Finishing line cuts open athlete.

"And that's why I avoid moisture-wicking sportswear."

Rider Helping Horse Over the Jump

'Psst, I know a shortcut.'

'On your mark...'

Marathon winners.

Mounting a Horse

Golly, only about ten bucks in charge...less than I thought.

"I'll race you the last inch."

'I told you the electric fence would come in handy.'

Soon after taking up cycling, Jeff noticed a significant change to his body.