Roughage Philosopher Pillows

'I'm sorry about the slippers...but I do need the roghage.'

'You lifted your head.'

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"

"He's declared it an area of natural beauty"

Winter Weather.

"Do you think the birds like me?"

"Tracks of black bear cub... Tracks of black bear mother... Tracks of Henry David Thoreau."

'Leader shy and angler wise I can put up with - it's the darn insolence that bothers me.'

A businessman sits with an executive toy of smokestacks.

Biofuel - a solution or...?

"I think the scientists want us to realize our world is warming and do something before future generations can't live here anymore, but it's tough to focus when cheese is so good."

"Junior's moved back home! It took him less than a week to work out that the grass is not always greener on the other side..."

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!!"

The Farmer Sutra.

'By George, this one I think I'm going to like!'

"I love the way it blurs the boundary between inside and out."

"What a BEAUTIFUL creature! - I must gas it, then pin it to a cork board...!"

'A little madness in the Spring is wholesome even for the King' -Emily Dickinson.

A Toxic-Waste-Think-Tank With Toxic-Thoughts.

"I swear, we spend more time decided which squirrel to bark at than we do actually barking at it."

'I became a bit claustrophobic living in a warren all the time: I prefer camping out now...'

'New! - 'Fuel Price Rage' counselor on duty.'

The youth shows responsibility!

'Look, fire is fire - Why try to develop theories about it?'

Caution - Poet at work

'No sooner had I gotten over religious guilt when I developed eco-guilt.'

Ship of fools.

"Storm’s comin’, Clara. Better get my absentee ballot in."

No crawling sign in the desert.

Fred raises the "Late Bloomer" bar to a new level.

"By the way, some of us have begun to feel that 'Because it's there' is not reason enough."