Rose-tint Enthusiast Mugs

"Staying true to our mission, even our security cameras have rose colored lenses."

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

The Art Student.

Butterfly Woman

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

Robotic Man

"You left this on our ship."

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

Ascent of Machine.

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

"I would like a tube of lemon yellow, cadmium red, cobalt blue, ivory, black, and zinc white, a sixteen-by-twenty canvas, a couple of brushes, and that book 'Painting in Oils'."

'He's been like this ever since he had his laser eye treatment.'

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

Alien Snowmen

Time Machine Collision

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Eighteen

Apple Pie Abduction

Tarzan of the damn dirty apes.

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

"Milk, butter, bread - all past the expiration date. either he just hadn't noticed before, or his time machine worked."

"Take me to your Larder!"

Star Wars vs Star Trek

The flies have landed.

'I love cutting trees in perfect circles because it drives aerial photography interpreters crazy.'

"I keep on getting these feelings of love, peace and empathy..."

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

"I used to want to be an astronaut, but now I think I'd rather be a billionaire space tourist."

"Sorry...but until we fix the cloaking device, this will have to do."

'I'd say it's six of one and one half doxen of the other.'