Rose-tint Enthusiast Prints

"Staying true to our mission, even our security cameras have rose colored lenses."

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

The Art Student.

Butterfly Woman

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

Robotic Man

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

"You left this on our ship."

Ascent of Machine.

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

"I would like a tube of lemon yellow, cadmium red, cobalt blue, ivory, black, and zinc white, a sixteen-by-twenty canvas, a couple of brushes, and that book 'Painting in Oils'."

'He's been like this ever since he had his laser eye treatment.'

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

Alien Snowmen

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

Time Machine Collision

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

'I'd say it's six of one and one half doxen of the other.'

The flies have landed.

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

"Take me to your Larder!"

Apple Pie Abduction

'I love cutting trees in perfect circles because it drives aerial photography interpreters crazy.'

"Sorry...but until we fix the cloaking device, this will have to do."

"Milk, butter, bread - all past the expiration date. either he just hadn't noticed before, or his time machine worked."

"I used to want to be an astronaut, but now I think I'd rather be a billionaire space tourist."