Rose Enthusiast Mugs

'I told my wife that I didn't buy her chocolates because she'd put on a bit of weight...how many roses do you think it will take before she lets me back into the house?'

'So far you have enough to smell a rose or two, but not enough to come to a complete stop and smell the roses.'

'My investment advice is to relax, stop and smell the roses, dig up the roses, bury a million dollars beneath the roses.'

"I wanted to give you a rose for every year you've lived, but it was impossible to get that many roses. Happy birthday dear!"

'Every time I stop to smell the roses, I find that some jerk's dog has been there first.'

My mum loves her roses.

'I want a dozen long stemmed roses. I'm going to stick them right in his ear!'

Stop and Smell the Roses

"Yes sir, I'm late. But I thought we were supposed to stop and smell the roses ... "

Gardener

Literary Type

Mad about Roses!

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

So Close..

Doing the borders.

Social distancing

Bear Costume

"Usually gardeners only have green thumbs, so you must really spend a lot of time in the garden."

Rose Garden

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

We make a Valentine's card out of edible flowers that's been dipped in chocolate. It's got EVERYTHING!

Dog in Daisys

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

Labor Day Flowers

"She loves you... yeah... yeah... yeah..."

Botany Baby!

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

Gardening#2

The wife whisperer.

'In Love'

'The attendant is very good. I tip him the occasional sparrow.'

Valentine Day

'You got anything that says I put some thought into this gift?'

Plant Reference Library - Flowers/Trees.

Romance