Rose Admirer Mugs

"Don't worry. These rosés are still fresh."

"Why don't you find a museum!"

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"

"Darling, I think we need to talk about where this relationship is going..." Male evolution.

'Evidently, one of them was a cartoonist!'

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

Mad about Roses!

'This flower won't let go of my nose.'

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

The Death Of Venus

Mimi's final scene

Kultural K9's.

'A rose tattoo for your lady friend sir?...' A female Tattooist offering a rose tattoo, in the way of the old Rose Ladies in clubs and pubs

Joe Biden

"Now remember, if I jump out the window, I want to leave."

"What did Jesus order?"

Phoenix

Sistine Selfie

Fairy Library - Cinderella Marries the Prince

Trilby - 'The sweet melodic phrase.'

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

Curators at the Louvre Museum would regret approving the installation of a work on a wall behind the Mona Lisa.

The Thinker?

"Which way to the Mona Lisa? We're double-parked."

'Why am I the one always getting kicked?'

"There may be a moral equivalent of war, but, by God, there is not moral equivalent of money."

"Move, Gary."

Horse draws a baby carriage.

'I think I'm getting somewhere. On the way over I stopped to smell the flowers.'

'If your name's not on the Liszt, you're not coming in.'

"Still-Life of New Mexican Grilled Quail with Cilantro and Fennel-Flecked Confit."

"Yes dear, you have worked very hard on the garden. Unfortunately though, you've put the compost on the weeds and the weed killer on my best roses."

"Are we really gonna do this?!"