Rome Admirer Mugs

"So, Friends Romans Countrymen. . ."

Bacchus.

Repurposing the aqueducts of Ancient Rome.

Long before the GPS, traveling humans found their way around by using an Atlas.

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

The Death Of Venus

Sistine Selfie

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

"Which way to the Mona Lisa? We're double-parked."

Curators at the Louvre Museum would regret approving the installation of a work on a wall behind the Mona Lisa.

Tosca stabs Scarpia

Love Birds love just being together

'Mum, I don't care what these nasty kids say about my brothers Romulus and Remus being adopted: I love them all the same...'

"I'm really gonna miss Rome."

Teddy Roosevelt

Museum. It's a shame life isn't like European history with a renaissance following middle ages! (Published originally on May 26, 2013.)

'Honey, I'm Rome!'

Hans Holbein

The Original Gossip Columns

Shakespeare

Antiques

"It's five post meridiem in Central Europe. Compliled form the major networks the news is next."

You're my Mona Lisa.

Janus 2021

"You guys need to #@%!% fight harder. You're all #@%!% wimps! You call yourselves a #@%!% army? Bull%#!*!"

'Et tu Yakamoto?'

I'm Spartacus! I am Spartacus! I am Spartacus! I'm Spartacus! I am Spartacus! I am Spartacus! Wow! Identity theft is really get out of control!

Why Rome Fell:'Peel you a grape? Don't you know that the skin is where all the vitamins are?'

'...and to commemorate 20 loyal years to the company, this gold plated sundial.'

Mangle

'What?'

"Hmm interesting Hallmark..."

Interior Un-Decorator: We Help You Downsize!

"...And supposing you do repress it, Leonardo? Somebody else is certain to come across it again in a few years."

Museum. Fedal System. It's a shame life isn't like European history with a renaissance following the middle ages!