Rose Admiring Procrastinator Prints

'Sorry, I'm so busy I don't have time to stop and smell the roses...'

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

Procrastinator Foumdation: 'We're putting off the decision to fund you for at least another month...'

'Truth? I am just looking out the window...'

'A rose tattoo for your lady friend sir?...' A female Tattooist offering a rose tattoo, in the way of the old Rose Ladies in clubs and pubs

"I tried getting good grades without studying, but it isn't working."

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

'I understand you have nothing to do, York.'

In, Out, Shake it all about

"Yes dear, you have worked very hard on the garden. Unfortunately though, you've put the compost on the weeds and the weed killer on my best roses."

"Listen, pal, they're all emergencies."

"It's hard being a TV viewer trapped in the body of a student."

Tango

Man looking at greeting cards labeled "Apologies for not writing sooner" with sub-headings for different lengths of time.

Desk boxes reading 'In', 'Out', and 'On second thought'.

Lazy man contemplates the moment of creation.

'You know what they say Mum: The early bird catches the worm! So I'm sleeping in...'

'This is my list of things to do today and this is my list of things to do today that I'm not going to do today.'

"Put down your cell phone and check your job!"

A worker has 3 trays, and in tray, an out tray and a can we talk about it in the morning? tray

"I think I see the problem."

'Actually, I haven't done any work for a month due to technical difficulties.'

"It's Friday afternoon. Let's just call our problems opportunities and leave them for next week."

'I would have had these reports done sooner, but someone rolled a ball with a bell inside it into my cubicle.'

"I'm listing my deadlines by due date so I can miss them in chronological order."

'I leave it this way, because leaving it this way is a labor-saving device.'

"Sorry... My School Aversion Syndrome is totally bad today."

'Bob will have to call you back. He's fishing an online lake at the moment.'

Rose

I'm fine JB. I'm just waiting for a big idea to gel.

"I'm not getting out of bed. What's the point? Things keep getting worse every day. Even my toothbrush depresses me... I'll just continue sleeping until the world comes to its senses." "Amen."

'We're proud to present you with the procrastinator of the year award. We haven't gotten around to ordering your framed certificate yet, though.'

'As a bachelor I have to wash my own clothes, clean my own room. The do it all again three months later.'

What do you tell someone who asks you what kind of work you do?