Enthusiastic Procrastinator Prints

"I make sure I spend six hours a day in front of my typewriter whether I have any ideas or not."

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

Procrastinator Foumdation: 'We're putting off the decision to fund you for at least another month...'

"It's OK to close tabs. Just click on it. Once you realize that you don't need that many open, it'll get easier. You can do this!"

'Truth? I am just looking out the window...'

"He's declared it an area of natural beauty"

'I'm just going to go and slip into something more comfortable, like denial.'

Man needs to buy excuse for missing work from vending machine.

Travelogue

"I tried getting good grades without studying, but it isn't working."

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

'So how do you manage such a close shave?' 'Simple,i wait till the very last second.'

In, Out, Shake it all about

'I understand you have nothing to do, York.'

"Listen, pal, they're all emergencies."

'I prefer to work vicariously as opposed to remotely.'

Working from home to-do list.

"It's hard being a TV viewer trapped in the body of a student."

Man looking at greeting cards labeled "Apologies for not writing sooner" with sub-headings for different lengths of time.

Lazy man contemplates the moment of creation.

'You know what they say Mum: The early bird catches the worm! So I'm sleeping in...'

Desk boxes reading 'In', 'Out', and 'On second thought'.

'This is my list of things to do today and this is my list of things to do today that I'm not going to do today.'

"I think I see the problem."

"My five least favorite words in the world: By End of the Day Friday!"

"Put down your cell phone and check your job!"

"It's Friday afternoon. Let's just call our problems opportunities and leave them for next week."

The meeting will start a little late, intelligence is lost in the building somewhere.

A worker has 3 trays, and in tray, an out tray and a can we talk about it in the morning? tray

'Actually, I haven't done any work for a month due to technical difficulties.'

"I hate going into a staff meeting without a clear exit strategy."

'I would have had these reports done sooner, but someone rolled a ball with a bell inside it into my cubicle.'

The Procrastinatorium.

"I'm listing my deadlines by due date so I can miss them in chronological order."