Room Revamp Lover Gifts

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

"Whoa. Jeff. Looks like you got that job at the cosmetic testing lab."

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

"I said to myself, 'Maybe I can't change the world, but I can remodel my bathroom.' "

'Never mind about buying that trampoline. I love your new bed!'

"We needed to replace our kitchen floor and it kind of grew from there."

The bluebird of happiness couldn't make it. I'm the finch of eh, I can't complain.

'You had to put a skylight in didn't you?'

'For our next party, let's invite a carpenter, a painter and an upholsterer so they can help us clean up afterward.'

"Hon, do you think the accent wall was a mistake?"

Newborn Chaos

"Hello, and welcome to 'Homes Under the Hammer. . .'"

'For heaven's sake Janet - where have you disappeared to now?'

'Letting him buy the stupid guns was the only way I'd ever get him to paint the house.'

'Is your cap on tight? We don't want any more accidents in the bed, do we?'

"Honey, look-those are the tiles I was thinking about for the kitchen."

Castle Cellars: Bob's Basement Waterproofing

"I've changed my mind"

Unable to get going each day without her dose of Katie Couric, Lois shifted her schedule to be in sync with the star's new evening news job.

'Hmmmm...lower.'

"Would you go nuts if I paint EVERYTHING pink!?"

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

"Ok Mr. Bisley, I'll admit it does need a bit of renovation..!"

Yellow Fever: What you may catch if your painter sneezes.

"You've done an absolutely fabulous job with the house, Anne, and Gordon's so improved!"

Renovation work at Mount Rushmore.

"Well, you could wish for a new kitchen and a bathroom renovation; or alternatively you could just wish for a less idle husband."

"When does the improvement part of this improvement project kick in?"

'They had a sale on electric green.'

"I've decided to replace the sod floor with tile."

Planner at work.

'We could either give you a $50,000 home improvement loan, or $2,000 to just blow your house up.'