Room Mood Maker Pillows

"Painted like this, finding furniture to match at least one colour should be simple!"

'I'll have the crab cake, and he'll have the crabby cake.'

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

'Senior management wanted me to raise morale so I made Lionel from accounts 'office jester'!'

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

'Never mind about buying that trampoline. I love your new bed!'

Preparing for casual dress friday at the investment bank.

Noise Pollution

Mood Swings.

"Events seem to be headed in the right direction. Unfortunately, it's not taking me with it."

'Why am I such a grouch?'

'I hate the moods yuo wake up in!'

'It's a bloody-cross-breed.'

"My parent's think I'm apathetic, but I don't care."

"I don't care if we did hibernate all Winter, I'm still tired."

Football addict

Hot Cross Bun

"Since the operation, the slightest thing sets him off."

Alf and Misery Guts

'Neat photo Lucy, I'll put it up in my room... Do you have any drawing pins?'

'Yeah, well I'm sick of being so danged happy all the time.'

"Your Father's just in a bad mood."

"Changing room, my foot! You're still a grump."

Human mood

'I'm sorry, but 'irrational exuberance' is now officially considered a mood disorder.'

A party mood prevails! Entertainment will last all night.

Chameleon. Calmer Chameleon. Calmer Calmer Calmer Calmer Calmer Chameleon.

"Let's be realistic. Are we all going to try to keep this party afloat, or should we just go home and forget it?"

Bipolar Institute - grIN and pOUT.

Hangry

I know what you mean

"You're too happy. I'm prescribing a feel-bad movie."

"This medication doesn't have any side effects, just up-and-down effects."

"You can use Dave's cubicle. He has Seasonal Affective Disorder and won't be using it this winter. Whoa! I guess I'm wrong. There he is, hibernating under the desk!"