Rookie Watchers Prints

"His first day as campus police and he just saw too many kids with backpacks and electronic devices in their hands."

'You can just forget about the cake.'

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

"He's got no idea how to run a Husky team."

A king and his paperwork.

'I hate it when they emulate their major league heroes.'

"Travelling with Child Sketchbook - day 2."

'I cut myself slashing the budget!'

"I learned about the despotism at the same time you did."

"Heck of a shot, son, but that's not a deer."

Horse five to win, unless they change the jockey.

"Just great...on my first day on the job."

End of football season - UK

'They're all hoping Kate Middleton will help them to cross the road.'

"All the atmosphere of 'Murray Mound' but in the comfort of your own home!"

Anarchy/Monarchy.

"It's not for soaking your feet. . . it's a bed pan."

"Next time the killer comes on your radio do not say 'COPY THAT'."

'To be or not to be . . . contingent on royal funding.'

"Ha!...I'd like to see the Jones' trying to beat our display this year!"

Cloud Hang

"The World Cup starts in two days! I'm camping out for a good spot."

'Have a nice summit conference -- don't destabilize anything.'

Punk rock Boris Johnson and the Queen

'We had a full and frank exchange of views.'

Question now is who needs an old corgi who can curtsy and walk backwards out the door.

COUNCIL OF ECONOMIC ADVISORS: 'They say I should conquer Switzerland.'

Prince turns into a frog due to a short spell in Britain.

"Same here. It's my first time too."

"Open up for the cleaning crew."

'Bosnia, Serbia, Macedonia, Kosovo, South Ossetia -- Sooner or later, they're going to notice us here in Luxembourg.'

A man stranded in the desert watches a king crawl by on a red carpet

'1858 - Ottawa was chosen by Queen Victoria to be the capital of Canada'

Trump state visit