Rookie Revelers Prints

"Same here. It's my first time too."

"He's got no idea how to run a Husky team."

Every so often, Madeline gets carried away.

"The pension crisis prompted me to consider alternative invstments. Like Roulette."

Looks like the Oggs are having a party.'

"Why did we wait to get recliners?"

When I make it, I like to see it.

'Dang! The Hoopers have been force-feeding vitamins again.'

'You haven't changed a bit Perkins.'

"Hey! Your phone isn't turned on."

'It's an old football injury.'

"I didn't think you'd make it through biology."

'My Goodness! All these years George and I never guessed you were a superhero.'

Two inebriated friends meet, one says: 'Hello, I've not seen you since you were this high.'

"And the crowd goes wild!! In all the wrongs ways."

'Before you get carried away with celebrating, Stapleton, I'd like to remind you that my retirement doesn't go into effect until five o'clock...and I'm still your supervisor.'

"Same thing every morning. Crack of Don at the crack of dawn."

Happy Hour at Harry's

'Yeahh...I remember you...You're that...one guy.'

"Of course your dad loves the roller-skates you got him. He just went through the door with them."

Cloud Hang

'Regrets? Not many, except for this list of individuals that I had the misfortune of hiring...'

Speleologist

Couch Potatoes

"I made him the wrong coffee, so I hit control Z, but it didn't work. Maybe I should just make him a new coffee."

'Walter just retired after 37 years at the shoe store.'

'What'd ya' think the Pope was gonna do in retirement?'

'Case dismissed! -- I just reached retirement age!'

Every Night is Over 60's Night

"But mother, it's really just a nice family speakeasy."

"You look like a grapefruit squished inside a blueberry."

'Wee Orlando just tagged his first bus shelter.' 'That's ma boy.'

'Methuselah's really depressed -- He's the only one who showed up for his high school reunion.'

"You remind me of why I found the eighties wanting."

"Did you like Ike and all that?"