Retirement Revelers Prints

"Why did we wait to get recliners?"

'What'd ya' think the Pope was gonna do in retirement?'

"OK. . .stain, aspirin, water tablet, B12 vitamin, and whisky."

Every so often, Madeline gets carried away.

Retired Canadian t shirt guy.

Road rage on a mobility scooter.

Vista Acres - A tanned community.

'Enter, His Royal Globalness...'

'Yes I think we did go to school together. Wasn't you the old headmistress?'

"Don't knock Florida! Where else can a 73-year old man get a 35-year mortgage?"

"What the hell did you do with your day before I retired?"

"The pension crisis prompted me to consider alternative invstments. Like Roulette."

"If we didn't send them out to recess after lunch, they wouldn't be full of solar energy all afternoon."

Looks like the Oggs are having a party.'

'We decided to get out and spend the kids inheritance. Unfortunately they insisted on coming with us!'

When I make it, I like to see it.

Old man fighting against time with an arm wrestle.

"Since he retired I try and give him something to do around the house."

Hedge funds make billions from short selling Coronavirus stocks.

'Judge Bush agreed to come out of retirement on a temporary basis.'

'Dang! The Hoopers have been force-feeding vitamins again.'

'Lager Lout'- 'Saga Lout'

Beard, socks and sandals.

'My Goodness! All these years George and I never guessed you were a superhero.'

'It's nice to see you all,but I was just going out to work.'

'Before you get carried away with celebrating, Stapleton, I'd like to remind you that my retirement doesn't go into effect until five o'clock...and I'm still your supervisor.'

"Same thing every morning. Crack of Don at the crack of dawn."

'Whether I work in the public or private sector, save my retirement benefits.'

"I'd prefer this to a gold watch any day."

Happy Hour at Harry's

"Leaving parties aren't as much fun since they put up the retirement age!"

"I'm old enough to remember when people thought retirement had something to do with not having a job. Don't laugh! We used to believe all sorts of ridiculous stuff!"

'If you want to learn more about our retirement plan, pick up some brochures at your local Social Security office.'

'Shady Acres Nursing Home - Stockbroker on duty in case social security is privatized.'

"I rolled over my 401K into the football pool."