Recession Revelers Prints

Hedge funds make billions from short selling Coronavirus stocks.

'The Board has chosen you to handle the restructuring because you have no heart.'

"This is the World Bank? Somehow, I had pictured it differently."

Depressed Businessman at Office Christmas Party.

'Yes I think we did go to school together. Wasn't you the old headmistress?'

Recession

"Here, we realized it was not some awful fever dream."

'Well, that's simplified the mission statement.'

"Phew! I'm glad this part of the ride is over..."

US Dollar weakens.

"If we didn't send them out to recess after lunch, they wouldn't be full of solar energy all afternoon."

"Goodbye cruel world."

'Am I glad to be back - austerity's gone mad out there!'

Squeezing a tight budget...

"Why did we wait to get recliners?"

"Ladies and Gentlemen, this seminar is about how to make profits in times of crisis..."

"So the only way to save the economy is to spend what we haven't got - plus ca change - moin ca change!"

Santa entering a pool for a swim

'The bad news is that the dollar is down -- the good news is that nobody seems to have any.'

'Damn early birds.'

'Look at my new overdraft its fantastic.'

The Circle.

'Of course business is slow. Would we want it any other way?'

"I need the saw again."

Jetsgo out of business.

'On jobless...on foreclosed...on worry and insomniac!'

"Souls are a dime a dozen. The best I can give you is ten free dance lessons."

Coming out of the crisis

'This is not permanent...we'll be back as soon as things start to look up.'

'The good news is I've got a part-time job. The bad news is I started the day with a full-time job.'

Hang fire on the Champas. Just a glimpse of green roots, so, a small glass of sherry.

"What happened to consumer confidence?"

'I'm sorry I have to let you go but since this a global economy, you may rotate back here someday.'

Businessmen looking at a green shoot.

Stock market full recovery?