Recession Reminiscer Prints

"I miss the pre-recession tranquility."

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

"I remember that game of Spin-the-Bottle like it was yesterday. It was love at firstspin."

Remember my mum? I took that photo a week before she died. There's one of me...that was a good haircut.

"See those birch trees on the other side of the pond? That’s the exact spot where your mother first called me an idiot."

'Where Are They Now?'

'My old Nehru suit! And in a pocket there's still a bottle of aftershave lotion from the glove box of my '55 Nash Rambler.'

'You're always living in the past.'

'Egad! It's the ghosts of sanity past!'

'I was in the right place at the right time once, and then I realized it wasn't ME.'

'Is that all you can do Just sitting there watching your old movies'

'Life passed me by without using a turn signal.'

'Aaah yes, the stampede of July 1810: Good times...'

'Remember when we used to catch small fish by the bucket full.'

Griller highlights never gets old

"It's a fortuitous coincidence that the greatest moments in music history were when I was in high school."

'Yes, old friend, we've traveled a long road, made a lot of stops, scooped up a lot of poop...'

"Remember the days we could drink and party all night and we thought guys in their 50's were old geezers?"

Whilst browsing in his local flea market, Jimmy has an awkward encounter with an ex.

'He's revisiting his childhood.'

'I was a substitute teacher. Former students still approach me to thank me for everything I let them get away with.'

"Do you remember when families used to get together and fight at Christmas?"

"I'll bet you were good at making skid marks?"

'Yeah, I hate change, too.'

'That one was taken on our wedding day, when he was young, handsome and in love. That other one was taken when he was older, more mature and a pain in the neck.'

'I was just remembering the good old days - I had two of them!'

"I once loved a parade."

Littletown High School. And that's where Bubba Parker stomped me

Signs grampa has run out of 'When I Was Your Age' stories.

"Martin, did we ever get our freak on?"

"I'm so old I can't remember who's the smart one and who's the pretty one."

"I can't remember where we're going."

Hedge funds make billions from short selling Coronavirus stocks.

The Old Elves Home

"Over the long haul, it's been a long haul."