Rookie Mistakes Fan Pillows

"Is this your first bricklaying job, Kevin...?"

"He's got no idea how to run a Husky team."

"This crucial pre-game drill keeps you focused and eliminates distractions!"

"As a rookie, I'm finding one of the hardest things to get used to is older people calling me 'sir.'"

'Yessir, I just finished my first spay...but how did you know?'

The Rugby Throw Up.

Ventriloquism For Beginners.

Discus accidents.

"It's not for soaking your feet. . . it's a bed pan."

"This way, O' Brien."

"Sit! Heel! Stay! Give me the darn ball!!" "Ball dogs – bad idea"

World Cup Football Enthusiasm!

"Next time the killer comes on your radio do not say 'COPY THAT'."

"Of course your dad loves the roller-skates you got him. He just went through the door with them."

'ARRRGH you idiot,you idiot!!' 'When i said take the Don out, i MEANT for lunch!!' (a stupid mob guy kills the boss)

"I made him the wrong coffee, so I hit control Z, but it didn't work. Maybe I should just make him a new coffee."

Cloud Hang

Submarine emerges on top of building

"She always plays the Rocky theme song after a closing."

"Same here. It's my first time too."

'Lost your ball in the rough? Larry, this is bowling!

Footballer uses the ref's foam to shave.

"What do we think Sarge, suicide?"

'Do not even think about it, Ron!'

"This will be your office for now."

This sucks

Ever since Jeff's little accident, his teammates all referred to his position on the field as 'Shartstop'.

"You must be new to hunting. You just shot out team mascot."

"First time, is it?"

'We do not tee off in front of the markers. This is my second shot.'

'Yes, I am new to this business! How d'you guess?'