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"You must be new to hunting. You just shot out team mascot."

"He's got no idea how to run a Husky team."

'I hate it when they emulate their major league heroes.'

"As a rookie, I'm finding one of the hardest things to get used to is older people calling me 'sir.'"

"Travelling with Child Sketchbook - day 2."

'Yessir, I just finished my first spay...but how did you know?'

'I wonder how long he's been a vet?'

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"Just great...on my first day on the job."

'Right lad. This is your first night on the beat. I want you to walk through the graveyard without whistling.'

"Is this your first bricklaying job, Kevin...?"

"Next time the killer comes on your radio do not say 'COPY THAT'."

'Play your best. There's going to be a scout for the ten year olds in the stands!'

"This way, O' Brien."

"It's not for soaking your feet. . . it's a bed pan."

"Of course your dad loves the roller-skates you got him. He just went through the door with them."

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"Very well done, Samuels. But next time, don't forget your handcuffs."

'Hey, rookie! Go chase that guy!'

"Same here. It's my first time too."

"His first day as campus police and he just saw too many kids with backpacks and electronic devices in their hands."

"I'm the good cop, Ted's the bad cop, so I guess that makes you the cop who gets everyone coffee!"

"What do we think Sarge, suicide?"

'I'm sorry I shot you for jaywalking, sir, but this is my first day on the job.'

"Hey, rookie! Get over here! This guy needs CPR!!!"

"Because, Malcolm, you haven't earned your stripes."

'You must be new on the force.'

You're never going to catch anything that way.'

"Don't worry, the first 20 years in this department are the hardest."

'Don't feel bad if you faint, it's quite normal when there's a lot of ketchup.'

"It's a beginner's sewing kit I put together for you. There's scissors, needles, bandaids, gauze, antiseptic. . ."

'You've never actually been on a tiger hunt...have you?'

"The new guy would need written instructions on how to use a mirror."

"First time, is it?"

'I'm just a beginner. I want on rod, one reel, one line, one hook, one.....'